My name is Maxwell Cosmo Devine and I was born in New York City on June 8th, 2011 at 11:30am. I was 7lb 15oz, but as you can see, I've grown quite a bit since then. My parents are Lauren and Jeff Devine and we live in a beautiful, sun-filled apartment in Long Island City.
Mom and Dad say I'm too young to tweet, but they've hired a ghostwriter until I'm old enough.