I eat everything bagels like a boss.
I get gifts too! /
Having a little sister is awesome.

Ikea.... /
When Maxwell learned that his sister Stella didn't have teeth yet, he suggested we go to the teeth store:
"Where would you go to buy Stella teeth?"
"Ikea."
That is my boy.
Spelling Bee /
It is never too early to learn how to spell your own name.

Product placement /
Duane Reade knows how to sell toys.

There were no tow trucks so we went home.